I don't know why but I thought my opening piece should look like it was written by a typical Russian. Anyway, I wrote this some time ago, after I nearly threw my girlfriend down the stairs, just for being of the same gender as the primate that wrote this. Its broken into 3 parts, as there was no way in hell I had the mental fortitude to deal with it all at once.
Enjoy.
haha what's Zasranec? Look forward to more posts
ReplyDeleteSome Russian lady was talking at me in English and Russian, and she called me "Zasranec". I don't speak Russian, but it was obvious from the context that Zaranec means "Well Hung".
ReplyDeleteI only wish I had a convenient list like this earlier in my life...
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